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Journal Entry: Fri Nov 20, 2009, 12:38 PM
Men:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of
men use extra large condoms.

2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect
(no matter what you have heard ladies, that’s the
truth).

3) 80% of American men are circumsized. Even
though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.

4) No matter what all the ads say, nothing can
make your penis grow but time (most men reach
the end of their growth by the early 20’s)

5) There is no correlation between penis size and
shoe size, hand size, or nose size.

6) Blue balls does exist! It’s technically
called “rostatic congestion.”

7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.

+Some stuff on the ladies+
——————————

1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider
themselves “attractive” (20% of British women
do).
43% of women use the term “natural”, 24% say
they have “average” looks, 8% prefer the
term “feminine”, 7% say they are “good looking”,
and 7% say they are “cute”, and finally only 2% of
women say they are “sexy”.

2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong
size bra.
3) 60% of women have had breast implants.
4) 75% of women dont like oral sex
5) 95% of women shave their privates.

+Both+
——————————–
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and
women.

2) 70% of highschoolers have had sex before
they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior
prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.

3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1
month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.

+5 Reasons Why Sex is Good+
———————————————
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150
calories every half an hour of it. It will lower your
cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.

2) You won’t get sick. According to research if
you have sex 1-2 times a week you are less likely to
get sick.

3) You’ll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense
of well-being. Women who have more sex were
clinically proven to be less depressed than women
who dont have sex.

4) Makes you look better – [ problem is, ugly people
don`t get any ]. Sex releases hormones in you which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.

5) (The best reason) You will live longer. Studies
prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who
had sex 1-2 times a week had half the death rate
as those who did not indulge themselves at least
once a month. It also makes you look younger. If
you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to
10 years younger than you really are.

Did You Know?
—————————————-
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year adds up
to running 75 miles!!!!

If you don’t post this then you will have bad sex
for 7 years (who wants that?)

  • Mood: Lmao
  • Listening to: Sleepyhead- Passion Pit.
  • Watching: Soul Eater.
  • Eating: Cookie Dough

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  • Current Residence: On the Couch,Naping
  • Interests: Drawing,Roleplaying,Doing Nothing,Anime,Computers&Games.
  • Favourite movie: Drill-Bit Taylor
  • Favourite band or musician: Vocaloid,NewS
  • Favourite genre of music: Any kind,Prefer Japanese
  • Favourite artist: Lazyorca,Eeveeblossom,Anti-nejiten,Pockypixels,Star-kitty C:
  • Favourite poet or writer: ...Your Mom.
  • Favourite photographer: Italy.
  • Favourite style of art: Pixels
  • Operating System: Windows Vista
  • MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano.
  • Wallpaper of choice: Anything with anime ^^
  • Favourite game: Animal Crossing,Pokemon Platinum,Any pokemon game
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii, PC, DS lite
  • Favourite cartoon character: Some of my own,Isamashii,Shaiming,and Tomiko,And Shugo Chara Characters.
  • Personal Quote: "Lawl", "That huuuurts!", "RAWR NAO!"
  • Tools of the Trade: Paint,Photoshop CS2
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